Sincerely, Nash D.

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Dating Advice from: Bald Boy [OKCupid Hot Scientist (no homo)]

August 8, 2012
**nash note:
sorry for the late post. Mother cut my finger nails so severly I couldn't type this up for a week **
Nash D.:
You wear that bald head like a crown! You're a handsome one (NO HOMO!)
Bald Boy (BB):
hahah. girls don't dig it.
Nash D.:
lol to you too and damn! I wish I could make girls dig me....So having any luck on here? I can't keep ladies talking, No one is chumpin' at the bit
BB:
why not?
Nash D.:
girls just don't like me i guess , or don't get me. How about you? any luck? Please say yes!
BB:
ha, im just looking to fuck, and i have
Nash D.:
wooooah. That's great. that's a tactic. I'm looking for love with a bit of love makin' from her on the side
BB:
you cant look for it.. that's the key
Nash D.:
You know... i have a low libido, so only a few times every few months is good for me
BB:
How did you find my profile lol
Nash D.:
I was talking to a girl, and she said if i wanted to pursue her i had to talk to you to learn how to please her. maybe we can double team this young lady ((NO HOMO)). I'M NOT A GAY. I'M A STRAIGHT. OKAY! I'm looking for puSSY! pu$$y if u nasty
BB:
What?
Nash D.:
I'm just looking for a friend to help me talk to girls. I lied about that girl to make myself seem cool... caught red handed... get it?
BB:
I got it.
Nash D.:
I'm a real Pinocchio type... my nose be a growin'
BB:
ok
Nash D.:
but look let's be friends, and you can take me out in dallas and help me grab a lady for a night or forever. I'd be pleased to take her hand
BB:
i don't live in LA
Nash D.:
that's ok i travel. i could come to your neck of the boonies
BB:
what do you do
Nash D.:
I work for Mother.. spreading the word
BB:
what word?
Nash D.:
I'm sure I told you many times. I work for dyson vacuum cleaners... heard of em
BB:
the only vacuum cleaner ive heard of is a girls mouth
Nash D.:
you've got a filthy sense of humor. a potty mouth. But can't say i mind... I got a dirty something too
BB:
what's that?
Nash D.:
NO HOMO, ya perv
BB:
???????
Nash D.:
my penis can be dirty
BB:
thought you said you have ed
Nash D.:
don't have ed.. !!!!! my penis works just fine.. I JUST HAVE A LOW SEX DRIVE. I just don't need sex all the time like most men
BB:
i see. hire a hooker
Nash D.:
btw that pic of you at Destin for spring break. those hot babes with you?
BB:
nah
Nash D.:
when is that hot pic from?
BB:
couple of months ago
Nash D.:
damn you're a freak! kinky type. You went to spring break at 30... what were you breaking from? high rise pants?
BB:
why would you not
Nash D.:
whose your trainer or artist? are those abs painted on?
BB:
it's a tee-shirt
Nash D.:
i'll rip that tee-shirt right off ya *WINK* NO HOMO
BB:
that'll do it. off to bed. night
Nash D.:
sweet dreams

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Dating Advice from: Maryland Stang [OKCupid Hot Car Guy (no homo)]

August 8, 2012
Nash D:
damn you got cool hair. HAD TO SAY IT. Great smile, too. What's the secret to those white pearls? I wish I was handsome *sad face* tips?
Maryland Stang (MDS):
lol thanx
Nash D:
well you're welcome. call it like i see it... NO HOMO!
MDS:
I mean, i'm pretty good about brushing my teeth twice a day, lol. I try to rinse extra long
Nash D.:
you floss? mouth wash? braces as a kid? ya, I bet you do!
MDS:
no mouth wash, braces as a kid, and i rarely floss cuz i'm too lazy.. :/
Nash D:
oh no heart disease coming your way, bro. You gotta floss..
MDS:
lol yeah, i do it occasionally to make sure i don't have some chunk of meat sitting between the teeth
Nash D:
I'm personally allergic to all dental hygiene EXCEPT flossing. love the stuff. tastes so good. and the food and bits that come out of your mouth are second dinners'
MDS:
been getting better about it... lol eww
Nash D.:
meat between your teeth? you a veggie?
MDS:
a veggie?
Nash D.:
veggie = lazy = laid back... you know veggin' out... veggie cool
MDS:
hhmmm
Nash D.:
yes... you get it! yes!
MDS:
i suppose, i try not to be high stress
Nash D.:
sounds good... perfect... any luck on here? because i've had terrible luck
MDS:
the only thing OKcupid has given me so far are lame one-time dates with extremely mediocre girls
Nash D.:
oh wow better than me
MDS:
and one girl in her 30's who turned out to have herpes!
Nash D.:
the only thing OKcupid has given me so far are lame long-time boners with ok-pics.... HERPES!!!
MDS:
i'm pretty disappointed. all the girls on this site are mad stuck up
Nash D.:
oh no man! you gotta say no to the herp... oh I feel you.. girls on here won't even talk to me... it's like I'm invisible to them
MDS:
yeah.. they rarely respond back
Nash D.:
i know! tell me about it. One girl wrote back to me. only to say she thought i was someone else. HOW RUDE!
MDS:
I guess i'm just a courteous guy cuz i think it's pretty rude
Nash D.:
yeah i thought it was personal. but if you're having a hard time and your super handsome then what the he double hockey sticks, right
MDS:
lol. hey how come in all your pics you're like... grey
Nash D.:
i thought it would me stand out... you know in black and white photos. I'm a classic guy with a big heart. I'm like Casablanca in this bitch. ya feel me?
MDS:
lol
Nash D.:
it's hard out there for a guy on meager looks... real under the average bar here, so I had to increase my chances with some special effects... BUT WAIT. did you get the herpes? how did you know she had it? HOW DID IT FEEL on your toned skin?
MDS:
the girls aren't exactly looking twice at me... huh makes no sense
Nash D.:
Do you want me to spread the good word? i'll let the ladies know they're is a new prince in town
MDS:
no i didn't get herpes, she had the courtesy of letting me know before things got too physically intimate
Nash D.:
oh boy. I don't know if i could put the brakes on... you must be getting it semi-regular if you could say no to a girl. herpes or not... semi... amiright? BINGO BANGO
MDS:
recently stopped having sex with my ex, so i'm like.. TRULY single now
Nash D.:
dry as a bone down there.. don't let it rot. hard to come back with a rotten wang
MDS:
Never rots with me
Nash D.:
WINK. What are you looking for in a girl?... WAIT, do you own a stang? or was that a joke on your profile?
MDS:
active girl who knows how to enjoy both the outdoors and an urban setting... likes cruisin on the street, good lookin girl, honest, sweet, affectionate in public, and very sex-hungry. there's a picture of my Mustang if you look in my photos.
i'd love to look at your photos, don't mind if i do
Nash D.:
(p on that s.... if I had a vagina. i'd be soaked right now. right through my knickers). DAMN! Is that your stang??? My brain is doing cartwheels
MDS:
what're you talkin about? lol you say that like it's expensive
Nash D.:
isn't it?
MDS:
most definitely not
Nash D.:
drive a USED P.T. CRUISER... you could smoke my car in the road.
MDS:
depends on who you ask i guess... i mean, one of my neighbors has a Porsche Carrera, and the other one has a Maserati Gran Turismo convertible.
Nash D.:
got it. damn you have rich friend/neighbors, who are your neighbors? BILLY GATES and ROBBY SCHNEIDer
MDS:
Potomac is one of the richest places in the nation
Nash D.:
SAY WHAT???????????????????????????
MDS:
BMW's and Mercedes aren't even a big deal
Nash D.:
I am i talking to royalty right now? is your papa bear a politician???
MDS:
if it's not a Porsche, Lamborghini, or Ferrari, nobody around here's lookin twice
Nash D.:
you are blowing my mind
MDS:
although i turn a few heads, cuz of the american v8 rumble.
Nash D.:
you'd rule my world and neighborhood with that hot stang... FUCK YEAH. I love rumbles... vibrates the butt..... WINK
MDS:
i'm tryna get a corvette in the next handful of years, so i can wake up in the morning, and choose between Mustang or Corvette
Nash D.:
I'm jealous.. two cars
MDS:
lol are you sure you're not gay? or perhaps a girl trapped in a man's body
Nash D.:
woah woah is this one of those situation the nicer the car the smaller the wang? NO HOMO. I'm not of this earth. that is for sure, :but I love the ladies. I just wish they loved me back maybe if I had a nicer car... maybe
MDS:
nicer the car the smaller the wang?
Nash D.:
yeah. you know. small sports car = small penis
MDS:
you don't get a mustang or a corvette because you have a small dick, you get them cuz they're ridiculously fun to drive on the street
Nash D.:
or so a woman once told me.... she thought i had a macho wang cause I drive such a shitty car... oh that's not the message women get... they see dollar signs and small dick signs
MDS:
women stop caring when you have money
Nash D.:
really
MDS:
because a big dick isn't going to pay the bills... a big dick isn't going to send her kids to private school
Nash D.:
oooh got it
MDS:
no, money makes them orgasm easier
Nash D.:
so she'll marry you and your car and make sweet love to the janitor on the side.. agree to disagree
MDS:
women aren't attracted to men for the same reasons
Nash D.:
*by the way* this is our first fight, fast friend. by the I'm Nash.. what's your name?
MDS:
A super ugly woman who has a lot of money, can't attract guys
Nash D.:
oh shit you're right
MDS:
but a ugly man, who has tons of money, can easily attract girls
Nash D.:
oh yeah! pour some sugar on me
MDS:
my name's Agent
Nash D.:
Agent... noooo... what's your real name? You can tell me... I won't tell anyone we're friends.. { secret friends } right?
MDS:
well, last time i checked.. my accounting professor was calling me agent... um... that's also what's on my american express and my capital one... it's what she's saying when i'm fucking her... and it's what my friends are all calling me... so...

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Dating Advice from: Bandanna Hunk [OKCupid Accessorize (no homo)]

April 23, 2012
Nash D.:
Wow, you are pulling off that bandanna! I wish I could look as fine and relaxed as you do! NO HOMO. I just need some help. Because the ladies on here aren't buying what I'm selling. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKERS. JUST ADVICE!
bandanna:
trial and error, no bs just give em the truth
Nash D:
oooohhh. That's so simple yet so glorious! You're a guru??? Someone call MIKE MEYERS, I've met the Love Guru.
bandanna:
good luck bro... just keep on trying
Nash D:
thanks bro. love ya!
Nash D:
you're so cool! You're like the big brother I never had... to be honest Mother flushed him down the toilet. so legend goes. but you know what they say about legends....
bandanna:
you need to spend some time talking to the ladies bro not to me
Nash D.:
NOOOO. I've tried that. I thought you could put in the good word for me. Have you had much luck on here. I know you have. how did you get the ladies?
bandanna:
be confident, be yourself and just man up and ask girls out.
Nash D:
I do! They seem to disappear when I ask them to have a romantical evening
bandanna:
back up a step and don't call it a romatical evening... ust ask them to hang out
Nash D:
oooohhh.... expectations are killing my for success. You're smart

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Dating Advice from: Nice Hat [OKCupid Sweet Ass Hunk (no homo)]

April 23, 2012
** Nash Note:
this guy and I became FAST FRIENDS. I may just go visit him New Jersey soon. Nothing is confirmed but friendship is in the works **
Nash D:
Lotta guys with hat pics, but you're my number 1 today. NO HOMO. My name is Nash D. just looking for some hot tips for picking up ladies. Little help from a young stud such as yourself?
Nice Hat (NH):
lol thanks bro
Nash D:
You're welcome! You got a name?
NH:
Michael
Nash D:
Nice to meet you Michael.
NH:
nice to meet you too
Nash D:
So can ya help a friend out? I just need to know what to say, so I'm looking for a Cyrano-type
NH:
Sure I mean, what hasn't been working for you
Nash D:
well first off no girls ever respond back to my messages! Unless they say F*** off! RUDE GIRLS (where's rihanna?)
NH:
lol, yeah sometimes they just don't respond to me at all... My opinion, just be chill. I mean what are you saying to them
Nash D:
oh i kinda rant a bit and a lotta one-act plays, but i figure they should get used to my true being! Right? if they're not into the Nash Show, they can change the channel!
Nash D:
what do you say that works. easier to start there than describing all of my failures
NH:
I actually just wing it to be honest. I have had a lot of misses, I just usually point out something they have in their profile
Nash D:
just a few tips, not that tip though NO HOMO.... like your hat? jkjkjk. I'M not hitting on you
NH:
lol nah I mean like I point out about what they have written
Nash D:
ohhhh not their pics? i feel that if there's no connection physically no sense in figuring them out mentally.
NH:
well that's kinda why I pick the ones that I am attracted to and read their profiles
Nash D:
i see... well i've been going about this all wrong. you're an intelligent stud. What's your perfect woman look like?
NH:
lol. Don't have a perfect anything I just go through life as a hippie
Nash D:
hippies can be hunks! who knew. are you a hippie in the physical sense or mental?
NH:
lol mentality, I just go with the flow
Nash D:
well i got the Mississippi river on my hands, but no oar in sight
Nash D:
tell me more stranger (soon to be friend) *crossing fingers*
NH:
lol. not much to tell bro
Nash D:
you laugh a lot, i like that in a friend. how much success have you had?
NH:
I've talked to a few girls... have a few numbers.. I've met like 3 on here I think
Nash D:
intimates?
NH:
two of them
Nash D:
HOT DAMN. you got swagger comin' out the swagoooo
NH:
I just get lucky
Nash D:
yeah you do *wink* (NO HOMO)
NH:
you keep saying no homo but you are doing some homo things lol. Can't dehomify somethings bro
Nash D:
So when i said intimates, did you put it in?
Nash D:
wha? i'm asking for help about ladies
NH:
lol yeah I dig that
Nash D:
i understand that at times i sound pretty gay but know that is not my true passions. my man-tamp likes the vagina
NH:
lol i mean it's cool with me everyone is their own person
Nash D:
well it's not cool with me that's why i like to clarify!!! would you go out with me? as in go out on the town and pick up ladies?
NH:
I live in jersey so nope lol
Nash D:
My great aunt lives in Weehawken, is that near you? I could stay with you or her, no matter.... whatever you're comfortable with
NH:
You'd have to stay with her
Nash D:
fair enough thought i'd ask
NH:
I live with my parents
Nash D:
i live with mother, but sometimes i sleep in my pt cruiser and pretend i live in a loft
NH:
yeah man it's a tough life... lol I plan to buy a loft one day
Nash D:
you've got aspirations... ambition out the booty!!! how do you trick a girl into coming to your parents house?
NH:
lol i go to theirs
Nash D:
i tried covering her eyes and pretending there was a surprise in my room, but mother ruined it when she started shouting about her burnt fudge (MOTHER NOBODY LIKES YOUR FUDGE) !!!! NEWSFLASH !!!!
NH:
well just go to her house, or do it in the park
Nash D:
hooboy. that's exotic and erotic. I have allergies though that always kick up whenever i'm near shrubs.... not bushes though *WINK* how do you like your ladies.. george of the jungle? or lawrence of arabia? (no greenery in the desert)
NH:
I like them with vaginas lol
Nash D:
if you'll believe it i've only had relations with one woman, one time... have i told you this story before?
NH:
lol we just met so no you haven't
Nash D:
So anyway... yeah Mother's friends got her groove back on my COCK one night when i was asleep
NH:
nice bro!
Nash D:
she was riding the successes of a well-played bridge game then rode my less successful weiner! i had courage... who was your first and only?
NH:
I don't even remember man lol
Nash D:
were you roofied? i'll punch her!! nobody takes advantage of my friends
NH:
lol nah it was a while ago
Nash D:
She must have been a real loookey-loo
NH:
oh she was
Nash D:
she must have been right and tight... oh sorry for my language, but i'm growing a barrier
NH:
lol she was, but got to go man focusing on this gal right now good luck on here :)
Nash D:
ohhh who is this princess?
NH:
lol this goddess who I want to fornicate wish me luck
Nash D:
are you two going out tonight???
NH:
nah
Nash D:
GeT iT In.... TAKE A PIC
NH:
just getting to know her so it can lead to that kinda situation
Nash D:
gotcha.. What's your home number? I feel like we should talk more. LANDLINE PLEASE!!! Your mom and I can talk, too. Mothers' of all stripes love me
NH:
lol dont' give my number to dudes man
Nash D:
NO HOMO, right? I just need a friend that will be there for me when I need them. NEVER KNOW WHEN I'LL CATCH A FERAL CAT
NH:
Just hit me up on ok cupid
Nash D:
when I say "feral cat" I mean horny pussy... you feeeel me?
NH:
lol i know
Nash D:
do you know, do you?
NH:
i do. i know everything
Nash D:
Look, I think we can be something cool. Like you'd a hot batman to my awkward catwoman... you feel me?
NH:
i don't nah... dude i'm busy man but just hit me up some other time bro lol
Nash D:
ok ok I can take a hint. LOVE YA, buddy! good night. sweet dreams, bro. *kiss kiss*

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