1 note April 25, 2012 Dating Advice from: Nice Hat [OKCupid Sweet Ass Hunk (no homo)] April 23, 2012 ** Nash Note:this guy and I became FAST FRIENDS. I may just go visit him New Jersey soon. Nothing is confirmed but friendship is in the works ** Nash D:Lotta guys with hat pics, but you're my number 1 today. NO HOMO. My name is Nash D. just looking for some hot tips for picking up ladies. Little help from a young stud such as yourself? Nice Hat (NH):lol thanks bro Nash D:You're welcome! You got a name? NH:Michael Nash D:Nice to meet you Michael. NH:nice to meet you too Nash D:So can ya help a friend out? I just need to know what to say, so I'm looking for a Cyrano-type NH:Sure I mean, what hasn't been working for you Nash D:well first off no girls ever respond back to my messages! Unless they say F*** off! RUDE GIRLS (where's rihanna?) NH:lol, yeah sometimes they just don't respond to me at all... My opinion, just be chill. I mean what are you saying to them Nash D:oh i kinda rant a bit and a lotta one-act plays, but i figure they should get used to my true being! Right? if they're not into the Nash Show, they can change the channel! Nash D:what do you say that works. easier to start there than describing all of my failures NH:I actually just wing it to be honest. I have had a lot of misses, I just usually point out something they have in their profile Nash D:just a few tips, not that tip though NO HOMO.... like your hat? jkjkjk. I'M not hitting on you NH:lol nah I mean like I point out about what they have written Nash D:ohhhh not their pics? i feel that if there's no connection physically no sense in figuring them out mentally. NH:well that's kinda why I pick the ones that I am attracted to and read their profiles Nash D:i see... well i've been going about this all wrong. you're an intelligent stud. What's your perfect woman look like? NH:lol. Don't have a perfect anything I just go through life as a hippie Nash D:hippies can be hunks! who knew. are you a hippie in the physical sense or mental? NH:lol mentality, I just go with the flow Nash D:well i got the Mississippi river on my hands, but no oar in sight Nash D:tell me more stranger (soon to be friend) *crossing fingers* NH:lol. not much to tell bro Nash D:you laugh a lot, i like that in a friend. how much success have you had? NH:I've talked to a few girls... have a few numbers.. I've met like 3 on here I think Nash D:intimates? NH:two of them Nash D:HOT DAMN. you got swagger comin' out the swagoooo NH:I just get lucky Nash D:yeah you do *wink* (NO HOMO) NH:you keep saying no homo but you are doing some homo things lol. Can't dehomify somethings bro Nash D:So when i said intimates, did you put it in? Nash D:wha? i'm asking for help about ladies NH:lol yeah I dig that Nash D:i understand that at times i sound pretty gay but know that is not my true passions. my man-tamp likes the vagina NH:lol i mean it's cool with me everyone is their own person Nash D:well it's not cool with me that's why i like to clarify!!! would you go out with me? as in go out on the town and pick up ladies? NH:I live in jersey so nope lol Nash D:My great aunt lives in Weehawken, is that near you? I could stay with you or her, no matter.... whatever you're comfortable with NH:You'd have to stay with her Nash D:fair enough thought i'd ask NH:I live with my parents Nash D:i live with mother, but sometimes i sleep in my pt cruiser and pretend i live in a loft NH:yeah man it's a tough life... lol I plan to buy a loft one day Nash D:you've got aspirations... ambition out the booty!!! how do you trick a girl into coming to your parents house? NH:lol i go to theirs Nash D:i tried covering her eyes and pretending there was a surprise in my room, but mother ruined it when she started shouting about her burnt fudge (MOTHER NOBODY LIKES YOUR FUDGE) !!!! NEWSFLASH !!!! NH:well just go to her house, or do it in the park Nash D:hooboy. that's exotic and erotic. I have allergies though that always kick up whenever i'm near shrubs.... not bushes though *WINK* how do you like your ladies.. george of the jungle? or lawrence of arabia? (no greenery in the desert) NH:I like them with vaginas lol Nash D:if you'll believe it i've only had relations with one woman, one time... have i told you this story before? NH:lol we just met so no you haven't Nash D:So anyway... yeah Mother's friends got her groove back on my COCK one night when i was asleep NH:nice bro! Nash D:she was riding the successes of a well-played bridge game then rode my less successful weiner! i had courage... who was your first and only? NH:I don't even remember man lol Nash D:were you roofied? i'll punch her!! nobody takes advantage of my friends NH:lol nah it was a while ago Nash D:She must have been a real loookey-loo NH:oh she was Nash D:she must have been right and tight... oh sorry for my language, but i'm growing a barrier NH:lol she was, but got to go man focusing on this gal right now good luck on here :) Nash D:ohhh who is this princess? NH:lol this goddess who I want to fornicate wish me luck Nash D:are you two going out tonight??? NH:nah Nash D:GeT iT In.... TAKE A PIC NH:just getting to know her so it can lead to that kinda situation Nash D:gotcha.. What's your home number? I feel like we should talk more. LANDLINE PLEASE!!! Your mom and I can talk, too. Mothers' of all stripes love me NH:lol dont' give my number to dudes man Nash D:NO HOMO, right? I just need a friend that will be there for me when I need them. NEVER KNOW WHEN I'LL CATCH A FERAL CAT NH:Just hit me up on ok cupid Nash D:when I say "feral cat" I mean horny pussy... you feeeel me? NH:lol i know Nash D:do you know, do you? NH:i do. i know everything Nash D:Look, I think we can be something cool. Like you'd a hot batman to my awkward catwoman... you feel me? NH:i don't nah... dude i'm busy man but just hit me up some other time bro lol Nash D:ok ok I can take a hint. LOVE YA, buddy! good night. sweet dreams, bro. *kiss kiss* Filed under dating advice hat OK Cupid Nash D. no homo great looking male hunk stuf hunk jersey hippie man-tamp
