Sincerely, Nash D.

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Dating Advice from: Nice Hat [OKCupid Sweet Ass Hunk (no homo)]

April 23, 2012
** Nash Note:
this guy and I became FAST FRIENDS. I may just go visit him New Jersey soon. Nothing is confirmed but friendship is in the works **
Nash D:
Lotta guys with hat pics, but you're my number 1 today. NO HOMO. My name is Nash D. just looking for some hot tips for picking up ladies. Little help from a young stud such as yourself?
Nice Hat (NH):
lol thanks bro
Nash D:
You're welcome! You got a name?
NH:
Michael
Nash D:
Nice to meet you Michael.
NH:
nice to meet you too
Nash D:
So can ya help a friend out? I just need to know what to say, so I'm looking for a Cyrano-type
NH:
Sure I mean, what hasn't been working for you
Nash D:
well first off no girls ever respond back to my messages! Unless they say F*** off! RUDE GIRLS (where's rihanna?)
NH:
lol, yeah sometimes they just don't respond to me at all... My opinion, just be chill. I mean what are you saying to them
Nash D:
oh i kinda rant a bit and a lotta one-act plays, but i figure they should get used to my true being! Right? if they're not into the Nash Show, they can change the channel!
Nash D:
what do you say that works. easier to start there than describing all of my failures
NH:
I actually just wing it to be honest. I have had a lot of misses, I just usually point out something they have in their profile
Nash D:
just a few tips, not that tip though NO HOMO.... like your hat? jkjkjk. I'M not hitting on you
NH:
lol nah I mean like I point out about what they have written
Nash D:
ohhhh not their pics? i feel that if there's no connection physically no sense in figuring them out mentally.
NH:
well that's kinda why I pick the ones that I am attracted to and read their profiles
Nash D:
i see... well i've been going about this all wrong. you're an intelligent stud. What's your perfect woman look like?
NH:
lol. Don't have a perfect anything I just go through life as a hippie
Nash D:
hippies can be hunks! who knew. are you a hippie in the physical sense or mental?
NH:
lol mentality, I just go with the flow
Nash D:
well i got the Mississippi river on my hands, but no oar in sight
Nash D:
tell me more stranger (soon to be friend) *crossing fingers*
NH:
lol. not much to tell bro
Nash D:
you laugh a lot, i like that in a friend. how much success have you had?
NH:
I've talked to a few girls... have a few numbers.. I've met like 3 on here I think
Nash D:
intimates?
NH:
two of them
Nash D:
HOT DAMN. you got swagger comin' out the swagoooo
NH:
I just get lucky
Nash D:
yeah you do *wink* (NO HOMO)
NH:
you keep saying no homo but you are doing some homo things lol. Can't dehomify somethings bro
Nash D:
So when i said intimates, did you put it in?
Nash D:
wha? i'm asking for help about ladies
NH:
lol yeah I dig that
Nash D:
i understand that at times i sound pretty gay but know that is not my true passions. my man-tamp likes the vagina
NH:
lol i mean it's cool with me everyone is their own person
Nash D:
well it's not cool with me that's why i like to clarify!!! would you go out with me? as in go out on the town and pick up ladies?
NH:
I live in jersey so nope lol
Nash D:
My great aunt lives in Weehawken, is that near you? I could stay with you or her, no matter.... whatever you're comfortable with
NH:
You'd have to stay with her
Nash D:
fair enough thought i'd ask
NH:
I live with my parents
Nash D:
i live with mother, but sometimes i sleep in my pt cruiser and pretend i live in a loft
NH:
yeah man it's a tough life... lol I plan to buy a loft one day
Nash D:
you've got aspirations... ambition out the booty!!! how do you trick a girl into coming to your parents house?
NH:
lol i go to theirs
Nash D:
i tried covering her eyes and pretending there was a surprise in my room, but mother ruined it when she started shouting about her burnt fudge (MOTHER NOBODY LIKES YOUR FUDGE) !!!! NEWSFLASH !!!!
NH:
well just go to her house, or do it in the park
Nash D:
hooboy. that's exotic and erotic. I have allergies though that always kick up whenever i'm near shrubs.... not bushes though *WINK* how do you like your ladies.. george of the jungle? or lawrence of arabia? (no greenery in the desert)
NH:
I like them with vaginas lol
Nash D:
if you'll believe it i've only had relations with one woman, one time... have i told you this story before?
NH:
lol we just met so no you haven't
Nash D:
So anyway... yeah Mother's friends got her groove back on my COCK one night when i was asleep
NH:
nice bro!
Nash D:
she was riding the successes of a well-played bridge game then rode my less successful weiner! i had courage... who was your first and only?
NH:
I don't even remember man lol
Nash D:
were you roofied? i'll punch her!! nobody takes advantage of my friends
NH:
lol nah it was a while ago
Nash D:
She must have been a real loookey-loo
NH:
oh she was
Nash D:
she must have been right and tight... oh sorry for my language, but i'm growing a barrier
NH:
lol she was, but got to go man focusing on this gal right now good luck on here :)
Nash D:
ohhh who is this princess?
NH:
lol this goddess who I want to fornicate wish me luck
Nash D:
are you two going out tonight???
NH:
nah
Nash D:
GeT iT In.... TAKE A PIC
NH:
just getting to know her so it can lead to that kinda situation
Nash D:
gotcha.. What's your home number? I feel like we should talk more. LANDLINE PLEASE!!! Your mom and I can talk, too. Mothers' of all stripes love me
NH:
lol dont' give my number to dudes man
Nash D:
NO HOMO, right? I just need a friend that will be there for me when I need them. NEVER KNOW WHEN I'LL CATCH A FERAL CAT
NH:
Just hit me up on ok cupid
Nash D:
when I say "feral cat" I mean horny pussy... you feeeel me?
NH:
lol i know
Nash D:
do you know, do you?
NH:
i do. i know everything
Nash D:
Look, I think we can be something cool. Like you'd a hot batman to my awkward catwoman... you feel me?
NH:
i don't nah... dude i'm busy man but just hit me up some other time bro lol
Nash D:
ok ok I can take a hint. LOVE YA, buddy! good night. sweet dreams, bro. *kiss kiss*

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